About the scene: This takes place after Jessica's BFF Amber suffers a hormonal breakdown and she is giving her her own idea of a special gift to cheer her up.
“I need you to get a carton of ice cream—”
“I need you to get a carton of ice cream—”
“Mint chocolate chip!” Amber interrupted, sitting up
straighter.
“Mint chocolate chip,” I repeated. “A bag of Fritos to
replace the old one.” I thumbed behind me and Carmen’s eyes followed the
movement, narrowing with annoyance when he spotted Amber happily munching away
at his stash. “And a box of Tampax, size super, cotton, not that synthetic crap.”
Carmen froze and his attention snapped back to me, his eyes
wide and fearful. I grinned, acting oblivious to his discomfort. “Got all
that?” I asked when he made no move to blink or respond or even breathe.
He swallowed audibly and blinked several times as he
struggled to regain his composure. “Ye—” He choked on the word a little and
cleared his throat to try again. “Yeah, I got it,” he said, his voice strained.
“’Kay, thanks!” I gently nudged him out the door and closed
it behind him.
“You are one wicked broad,” Amber said, her face aglow with
pleasure.
“Good present?” I asked, skipping back to the bed.
“The best.”
****
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OMG, I am totally cracking up! Send a man on a mission for Tampax and his throat will close up every time. At leas it it's pads they can say the dog's in heat. LMAO. Priceless.
ReplyDeletePoor guy, nothing they hate worse than being sent to obtain personal feminine products. Fun snippet!
ReplyDeleteOh my, gave me a chuckle. One time, a coworker told us at work that he'd gone out the night before to get his wife's fiminine supplies. He came home with the wrong kind. He went back out to get the ones with "wings". The other guys chided him pretty hard, but he told them all that once she'd informed him that Angels needed wings to fly, he chose not to challenge that statement on ANY level. :-)
ReplyDeleteGood snippet. :-)
Oh, that poor man! Too funny. Not super absorbent!
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